offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”


Posted 1 day ago 133,013 notes © offisir

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together


sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

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Posted 4 days ago 26,060 notes © sixpenceee

thebookoflaura:

more emotional than the notebook

What’s this show called? And where can I watch it?


leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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Posted 5 days ago 347,060 notes © dirudo

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°


dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep


Posted 5 days ago 77,727 notes © dutchster

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control


Posted 5 days ago 78,656 notes © hroakie

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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GLEE REFERENCE


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